Eric S. Raymond (he of the Hacker's Dictionary, in which I have an entry (sense 2 was mine), and no relation AFAIK to Paul Raymond) on bad porn - required reading. Safe for work, but don't follow the links unless, like me, you have an HR director like mine, with whom I had the following exchange:

She: Australia's great if you're a woman. There are three guys for every woman.
Me: So you're telling me that all Aussie women are three-input?
She (punching my shoulder): Stoppit!