Friday, March 31, 2006

You thannk you stylin'

You got dubs on yo ride.

You got dubs on yo bike.

But you ain got shizzle less you got deez mad rimz

Fo sheezy

Thursday, March 30, 2006



Bugger! Fuck! Cunt! Shit! Arse! etc.

We all know these are "bad words" and that it's not "big" and it's not "clever" to swear, but the question is, exactly how bad are these words? Is "cunt" worse than "fuck"? Is "bastard" worse than "bollocks"? These are questions that vex many, and now it can be revealed at last, those shitfucking cuntwadshelpful people at the Advertising Standards Aauthority have the answer. Thing is, they've been sitting on this priceless knowledge for 6 years without telling us.


Wednesday, March 29, 2006

So did you hear the one about the Irish pilot?

Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Hitchin - my home town, as I mentioned before - in the news.
VW - unpimp your ride.

Friday, March 17, 2006

We all played with them growing up but it's time to come to realize that army men are so 20th century.

Behold their 21st century descendants. They're posable! They're flexible! They're cheap!

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Devo's through being cool? Does that explain this, a definite harbinger of doom and signifier of the Apocalypse if ever there was one? Devolution of the human race is one thing, selling out and having your music re-recorded by kids and issued on Walt Disney Records is quite another.

Monday, March 13, 2006

Huh? These guys are buying these guys?

Next up: Your dog wants to buy these guys
Puppets haven't been this much fun since ... well, ever, really. Unless you count these guys.

Friday, March 10, 2006

This is why the intarweb was invented (by Al Gore)
The Driving Standards Agency (part of the Department of Transport) here in old blighty has decided it's time to update the Highway Code, a set of best practices for using the highways and byways of the UK. One of the recommendations it makes is that cyclists should use cycle paths wherever possible. What could be more sensible, given the fantastic facilities we have for cyclists here?

Saturday, March 04, 2006

Having a row - good for you, or not?

Thursday, March 02, 2006

Friggin' Laser Beams

"I have one simple request - sharks with friggin laser beams attached to their heads, and it can't be done." Or can it.

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

I'm not quite sure the purpose of this device other than to be cute.

And of course to have the phrase "PVC pecker" in print while still being SFW.