Thursday, October 31, 2002

Man steals hotel coathangers, runs rings around barrister. Gideon Society turns other cheek.
Nice to see someone has spent their spare time productively - coming up with a new Internet error page.

Monday, October 28, 2002

Deep fried turkey is awesome. Turkey deep friers are quite a versitile invention. Of course, they can be used a tools to burn down your house... or your neighbor's house too.
Time's so short for the modern-day executive - there just aren't enough hours in the day, but to get on you need to apear to be well-read. How are you supposed to find the time to read all that dull classic literature? Well, now you don't have to! Now they've distilled all you need to know about the classics in handy PowerPoint slide format!

Monday, October 14, 2002

Holiday plans for Bali up in smoke? Why not try the Tau Ceti Ruckus, with FREE certain death at the hands of giant intelligent spider monkeys on your return.

Wednesday, October 09, 2002

...and, as I said to Ian and Ken this morning, prior to the start of our assimilation training, I have noted the return of famed musicologist, Super Greg!
Burger King? Disturbing, but disturbing...

Monday, October 07, 2002

Help get prostitutes off the streets, buy some cherry products.

Friday, October 04, 2002

Jeez, that's gotta hurt when they pull it off...
Ever heard of the conspiracy that man never landed on the moon, that it was all a carefully crafted American hoax? Well, here's the other side of that story...

Thursday, October 03, 2002

Want to do your bit for world peace? You probably already are...

Tuesday, October 01, 2002

Ah, a wonderful pictorial on the exclusive real-estate market in lovely Surrey, BC.