According to CNN, the Taleban are going to destroy Buddha statues all over Afghanistan. In other news, the Pope has issued a decree telling all good Catholics to beat up Amish men and women and set fire to their barns, the Baha'i have been told to give any Quakers they encounter "a good shove", and the Southern Baptist Conference are going over to the airport in Shreveport, Louisiana to find Hare Krishnas and "get right up in their faces'n'stuff".

Seriously, we should just bombs these assholes back to the Stone Age ...