There's recently been a spate of blowgun dart shootings in DC [1, 2] - I have not yet seen the phrase "drive-by darting" in the media (*), but I'm hoping I will soon - so now I'm wondering whether police are going to be on the look-out for any pygmies seen acting suspiciously in the nation's capital.

* - OK, so they didn't say "drive-by darting", but they did say "drive-by blowgun assaults"