The inmates really are running the asylum

Then again "Nostrils of Satan" would make a great name for a rock band.

Farts are funny.

No effing way.

I heard about it on the blagonet

I have confidence in the TSA

confidence that they can fuck up anything:

Why don't we get drunk and screw (with airline passengers) ?

(Why am I not surprised it was a Delta flight??)

On second thought let's x-ray everything!

Does this apply to you?

Don't lie to us - you know it does.

Internerd.

Clever Yuropeeans

Once again those clever Danes have taken the lead in traffic-calming technology. Curse you, American Educational System, for allowing us to fall so far behind.

On the other hand, there's no shame in stealing such a good idea, is there?

Have you ever watched, and I mean really watched some of the old Bettie Boop cartoons, with music by Cab Calloway?


During the opening of this first cartoon, made in 1932, "Minnie the Moocher", note that Cab Calloway performs a forward-moving variant of the "backsliding" or "moonwalk" dance move, the first time this move was performed on film.



Over on YouTube's site, one poster writes about this second cartoon, "Snow White", "We need more cartoons where things randomly transform into ducks and bottles of beer and get pulled inside-out." Right on, brother.

So now you've really watched some of the old Bettie Boop cartoons, but have you ever really watched some of the old Bettie Boop cartoons .... on weed?

When bollards attack.

SkyMaul - happy crap you can buy from a plane.

fs sa rlidwka
I'll chown your home and take your access away
Comin' straight outta Stanford, ain't nobody tougher,
Control-X, Control-C, I'll discard your fuckin' buffer.

# kill -9

Once upon a time, in a far-off land, two dolphins got sick when they ate some plastic. So they summoned the tallest man in the land, perhaps, some said, in the world. He put his extra-long arms down into the dolphins' tummies and pulled out the plastic that was making them sick, and they all lived happily ever. The end.

I only came in for a cup of coffee ...

Hoo boy. So my new job has exposed me to the field of NLP, or neuro-linguistic programming, and so I bought a book on it that looked interesting. I've really only started on it, so I havent really gotten to grips with it yet, but it's been an interesting ride so far - a curious mix of stuff I knew, and didn't know, and in some cases, don't believe. Still, I'll stick with it and give it a fair shake.

So in the context of NLP, one of my colleagues mentioned this movie, and as luck would have it, I had previously bought the DVD, on someone else's recommendation (possibly Netflix), but had not yet gotten around to watching it. So, I've watched about the first half, and my observations so far are

1) Marlee Matlin is a turbo hottie, but she'll never hear me say that.
2) Quantum physics is veeery strange, or if you prefer, the universe is a veeery strange place
3) NLP says "the way we think affects reality", quantum physics says "the way we think affects reality"

NLP practitioners like to say "the map is not the territory" (rather the same way René Magritte said ce-ci n'est-pas une pipe), and Wikipedia cross-references from there to discordianism which then leads inexorably to the Principia Discordia and then rapidly descends towards incoherency as it encompasses 'pataphysics, the Church of the SubGenius, a child named Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116, general semantics and the structural differential.

As I say, I only came in for a cup of coffee.

Meet Tavin Dillard.

Tanks forfrom the memoryimagination.

Crush and grind

Ever wanted to just throw random shit in a blender, set it on puree and see what happens? You're not the only one. These guys want to make your twisted dreams a reality.

Sicko.

Truth is more wacked out than fiction

And from the I couldn't make this shit up if I tried department. Way to go Microsoft.

PS: Anyone have any good ideas for a web site to put up at monoposoft.com?

Um... did I break Reprobates

So I went to everyone's favorite blog and got an Internal Server Error. Google gets 500 errors? Who do we call on this? I want our monthly fees back. I demand this be fixed. Our readers depend on quality material to waste away their day and without Reprobates what do they have left? CNN? Foobies? Ze Frank? No. No, I don't our viewers can get the quality from those poser than they can from us.

I'm suing Google. Who is with me?

New School Old School

Are your grandparents unable to deal with technology yet they still want to feel hip and connected? Do they want the convenience of a cell phone but still can't work the TV remote? Have we got the product for them. Plus there's the added bonus of really confusing the young whippersnappers. "Wait, that's a whuht? How do you change the ringtone?"

HONK BAG!!!!