Wednesday, July 15, 2009

So if it neither prevents nor cures swine flu, but may actually help to spread it, how is it distinguishable from, say, ordinary tap water?


Shaun said...

Oh how I love this :)

"He said priests should also advise members of their congregation who have flu-like symptoms to stay at home."

Subtext - if you've got swine flu coming to church to pray isn't going to help you, you ungodly heathen. Unclean!

"He discouraged pastoral visits and said if a visit was necessary priests should wear sterile gloves, an apron and a face mask."

Making them look not unlike a videogame surgeon bad-guy come to "disinfect" the place - perhaps the Surgeon General from Frank Miller & Dave Gibbons' Give Me Liberty? Filthy. Burn all. Make clean.

Jason said...

If their $DIETY can't protect them from a wimpy virus (or a bullet - I'm looking at you Pontiff) what good is it? GODFAIL.

Scum-infected is the new holy.