Predictably, the new pope is not exactly a big fan of gay marriage. However, in denouncing the notion, he manages to tie himself into rhetorical knots that make a Fire Island game of Naked Twister (NSFW duh) look like a choir practice session. Wait, that's not a good contrast ... oh well. Damn those gays! How dare they desire to commit themselves to each other in a loving life-long relationship! Damn them all to Hell!