I'm ready to swear in President Bush. Here we go:

You fucking cunt. You fucking worthless shitheel. You stupid, murderous, arrogant, duplicitous, smug pig-headed moronic bastard. I fucking hate you and all your shitbag cronies stand for. I hope you fucking rot in that asinine "Hell" you and your retarded Christian fundamentalist turdbrained cretin friends believe in. Fuck you, and the stupid fake-cowboy horse you rode in on.

How was that?