After albums entitled "Supposed Former Infatuation Junkie" and "So-Called Chaos", I thought I would offer some more qualifiers in the same vein for Ms. Morissette to use when naming her next album. My suggestions are:

• Purported


• Alleged


• Putative


• Soi-Disant

Perhaps she might even deign to reissue these two items from her oeuvre under new titles, incorporating some of these words, with the rest of the name suitably modified to harmonize:

• Purported Prior Puppy-love Purveyor


• Soi-Disant System Characterized by Sensitivity to Initial Conditions, Inability of its States to be Measured with Certainty and Displaying Dynamical Instabilities