Elizabethtown, KY. I've stayed here. It is a surreal piece of America which includes an IHOP that has been turned into a strip club (Goebles Girls Girls Girls), a cement building with no windows labeled "Beer" and another one labeled "Girls," and a gas station which had an ad that read "You're ugly, your car won't start, and your dog died. Buy beer here." From this fine city near Fort Knox, I give you a case of Victor / Victoria or more accurately, Victor v. Victoria.