Tuesday, May 29, 2001

Two other things have recently come to my notice. These also seem to naturally come in pairs. You can read about them here and here.

Then, when you're done with those, why not read the heartwarming story of a boy, his cat, and a two-pack of Fleet mineral-oil enemas.

Saturday, May 26, 2001

Two things have recently come to my notice. Both just seemed to really stick out and demand I pay attention. Odd how these things come in pairs. Here and here.

Friday, May 18, 2001

If you enjoyed dolphin sex, why not invest in a copy of "Dearest Cat"?

Thursday, May 17, 2001

"Modern electronic-rock music, inaugurated in the early 1960s, is, and always has been, a joint enterprise of British military intelligence and Satanic cults."

Read the whole loony tract, and much other addled-pated Christian fundamentalist blathering at www.av1611.org.
This is awesome.
Hey, Pokemon, your fifteen minutes of fame may have ended a good thirty minutes ago, but you continue to inspire parody, and well, other things ...

If you haven't seen the Jokamel video from Comedy Central's TV Funhouse, then Ian tells me you can find it floating around the 'Net in DivX format (nothing to do with the other , now-defunct video format called DIVX) using a file-sharing program such as Limewire, by searching for the term jokamel.

But for out-and-out strangeness, you can't beat Apocamon (thanks for this one go to Danni Ashe, honorary blog contributor of the week ;-)

Ian also had a Pokemon rap video, but I deleted it, and can't recall where it came from. Ian?

Tuesday, May 15, 2001

Maybe it is my Tribe-sense tingling? Maybe the hairs on the back of neck stand up when people mention God in the news? But it sounds to me like CNN editted the very end of this article. I believe that Lynna Gotsch's actual quote was, "There's hope. God's promised to provide and He will provide. And stay away from borrowing any more money from those damned Jewish bastards!"
At the risk of not offending women, I present today's culinary masterpiece.
Ah, more religious absurdity. Thanks to the most talented player in basketball, Charlie Ward. This time, however, it is accompanied with a pop quiz.

Monday, May 14, 2001

"In the wake of the November election, how does DeLay reconcile his claim of a strong Republican-religious mandate for change with the fact that Democrat Al Gore actually got some 500,000 more votes than Bush? His explanation is not political but theological: A majority of Americans clearly favored Bush, but because people are fundamentally wicked, millions of them sinned by not voting. As he ruefully put it: "Nonvoters. Nonvoters not taking responsibility. We are, by nature, greedy and lazy and sinful."

Quote from a piece about House Majority Whip, Tom DeLay, in this past weekend's Washington Post.

This man is downright frightening.

Friday, May 11, 2001

So, although Halloween is a few months away, I am starting to plan my costume already. I am debating between this and this. But I may just wind up with some Historically Inspired Menswear

Thursday, May 10, 2001

Who would j'do? Who was Jack Daniels? I've heard them all... or so I had thought. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, here we go with What Would Journey Do?

Wednesday, May 09, 2001

Truer words were never spoken: "Nitrogen is not found in Ireland because it is not found in a free state."
Hey, we all need a little understanding. Most interesting thing I learned is that we won't be successful space travelers until Christ again walks the Earth. A bit depressing for all the young jews who dream of being astronauts someday.
For those of you that fancy themselves as gourmet cooks, a nice, explosive recipe you can whip up at home.
And now for something completely different.

Sexy Women Who Abuse Their Sexy Shoes in Various Ways. One of the message boards (I'm not going to tell you which, you're going to have to find it for yourself) includes the phrase "the very best kind of shoe sex". How about this variation for all the shoe fetish/car enthusiasts out there?

Husband rearing, anyone?

Balloon fetish?

"I can't buy crush videos anymore, because Bill Clinton made them illegal. How can I act on my desires in an ethical manner?" Perhaps the answer lies here.

"Help stamp out clown porn." Yeah, right. Tell it to Ouchy the Clown.

I think I'll start a page for people who get their online jollies from the Abuse-A-Tron.

Monday, May 07, 2001

You think you are a bad-ass. You think you are brave. You think you've had your fill of drink-enhanced experiences which surely your mother would faint if she ever heard. You think you know your chemistry. Well, combine the two and try drinking liquid nitrogren or put your fingers in molten lead. Go ahead, be a tough chemistry dude!

Thursday, May 03, 2001

Do you know someone who could benefit from being placed in an assisted computing facility? Better yet, are you someone who could benefit from having that special someone placed in an assisted computing facility? LIke if, say, you just bought that certain special someone a goddamn iMac for Christmas and they still haven't figured it out ...