And now for something completely different.

Sexy Women Who Abuse Their Sexy Shoes in Various Ways. One of the message boards (I'm not going to tell you which, you're going to have to find it for yourself) includes the phrase "the very best kind of shoe sex". How about this variation for all the shoe fetish/car enthusiasts out there?

Husband rearing, anyone?

Balloon fetish?

"I can't buy crush videos anymore, because Bill Clinton made them illegal. How can I act on my desires in an ethical manner?" Perhaps the answer lies here.

"Help stamp out clown porn." Yeah, right. Tell it to Ouchy the Clown.

I think I'll start a page for people who get their online jollies from the Abuse-A-Tron.