A new team member

Holy. Shit. I am calling this kid for the Reprobates team. He was even so kind as to make an audition tape for his slot on the Reprobates team. Holy. Shit.

Are you ready for XTREME!!!! uhh ... cakes? How about a TV show on the topic?

My hero.

"In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary, 'Come Again?'"

Sure, I have keratoconus'n'all, but surely I can't be the only person who at first glance misread this text from the BBC News web site as "Drug inspires surge in smoker's popularity" - under a headline of "China's pot idol" ... ?

It's Flicky To Rock A Rhyme

To Rock A Rhyme That's Right On Time It's Flicky, Flicky, Flicky, Flicky, Flicky. Props to Run DMC and Samsung.

How to Poop

Umm... Just in case you need to see how Japanese man-tigers do it...

Back in the good ol' days of the Internet bubble, the typical business model seemed to be to sell dollar bills for 99c apiece, and then make up the difference on volume. Things today are much more complex - now, the business model du jour is this - call a number in Iowa at standard call rates, then use the dialtone they give you to make free international calls to one of 50+ countries - for free. Did I mention that you get to do this for free?

How does it work? No idea.

DMT - whoa (NSFW)

The inmates really are running the asylum

Then again "Nostrils of Satan" would make a great name for a rock band.

Farts are funny.

No effing way.

I heard about it on the blagonet

I have confidence in the TSA

confidence that they can fuck up anything:

Why don't we get drunk and screw (with airline passengers) ?

(Why am I not surprised it was a Delta flight??)

On second thought let's x-ray everything!

Does this apply to you?

Don't lie to us - you know it does.

Internerd.

Clever Yuropeeans

Once again those clever Danes have taken the lead in traffic-calming technology. Curse you, American Educational System, for allowing us to fall so far behind.

On the other hand, there's no shame in stealing such a good idea, is there?

Have you ever watched, and I mean really watched some of the old Bettie Boop cartoons, with music by Cab Calloway?


During the opening of this first cartoon, made in 1932, "Minnie the Moocher", note that Cab Calloway performs a forward-moving variant of the "backsliding" or "moonwalk" dance move, the first time this move was performed on film.



Over on YouTube's site, one poster writes about this second cartoon, "Snow White", "We need more cartoons where things randomly transform into ducks and bottles of beer and get pulled inside-out." Right on, brother.

So now you've really watched some of the old Bettie Boop cartoons, but have you ever really watched some of the old Bettie Boop cartoons .... on weed?

When bollards attack.

SkyMaul - happy crap you can buy from a plane.

fs sa rlidwka
I'll chown your home and take your access away
Comin' straight outta Stanford, ain't nobody tougher,
Control-X, Control-C, I'll discard your fuckin' buffer.

# kill -9

Once upon a time, in a far-off land, two dolphins got sick when they ate some plastic. So they summoned the tallest man in the land, perhaps, some said, in the world. He put his extra-long arms down into the dolphins' tummies and pulled out the plastic that was making them sick, and they all lived happily ever. The end.