Meet Tavin Dillard.

Tanks forfrom the memoryimagination.

Crush and grind

Ever wanted to just throw random shit in a blender, set it on puree and see what happens? You're not the only one. These guys want to make your twisted dreams a reality.

Sicko.

Truth is more wacked out than fiction

And from the I couldn't make this shit up if I tried department. Way to go Microsoft.

PS: Anyone have any good ideas for a web site to put up at monoposoft.com?

Um... did I break Reprobates

So I went to everyone's favorite blog and got an Internal Server Error. Google gets 500 errors? Who do we call on this? I want our monthly fees back. I demand this be fixed. Our readers depend on quality material to waste away their day and without Reprobates what do they have left? CNN? Foobies? Ze Frank? No. No, I don't our viewers can get the quality from those poser than they can from us.

I'm suing Google. Who is with me?

New School Old School

Are your grandparents unable to deal with technology yet they still want to feel hip and connected? Do they want the convenience of a cell phone but still can't work the TV remote? Have we got the product for them. Plus there's the added bonus of really confusing the young whippersnappers. "Wait, that's a whuht? How do you change the ringtone?"

HONK BAG!!!!

World of Whorecraft.

Presenting for your consideration: The Tragic Madness of Betty Butterfield. Found here. Not safe for work. Or home. Or, really, anywhere.

Kompressor is a strange dude. Aside from creating, uhh, interesting musics (his cover of Girl from Ipanema is the ne plus ultra of, umm, covers of Girl from Ipanema), he is also the creator of Toothpaste for Dinner (the web comic, not the gastronomic practice, AFAIK).

And, plus, well ... just look at him.

There's a guy who does nothing all day. Nothing, that is, except shoot video of hot girls he sees on the streets of NYC, edits the videos, sets them to music, and posts them on his web site.

Boo-ya!

The Loving Jesus

Unhurried business, laudable tolerant spirit
The time schedule, alarm clock, and reminding functions are your personal secretary, which help you handle the business activities calmly.

Everything is arranged orderly order and naturally reveals the laudable tolerant sprit.

Please make delight and happily browse our informing website with great joy and lightness in your heart.

Hovers by "e'?

Finally, the MSM gets it right with respect to the omnipotence of America's military - now the USA will really kick some butt!

Schneier weighs in

As usual, Bruce Schneier has a cleared headed anaylsis on recent terroist events and our leaders' responses.

Loss of short-term memory? Check. Confused thinking and odd thoughts? Check. Finding it easier to laugh at stuff? Check.

Symptoms of the disease, or side-effects of the prophylactic?

Monkeysphere

Besides the fact the domain name is great, and the writer is full of unabashed universal rage, this is hilarious take on current state of humanity.


Oh yeah, I forgot to add the obvious: monkeys are funny.

Thanks go to Chris for alerting me to this example of amazing stupidity coupled with the most amazing good fortune, not once, but twice. This discussion of a recent Mythbusters episode (#57) is also germane.

Does your ass have bad breath? You should try this.

Friday fun guessing games:

1) Funnel or Tunnel?
2) Man-milk or Moo-milk?
3) Orgasm or Excellent Marinara? (NB: not the same theme as game #2, despite what you're thinking)