There's not much I can say about this video except - what the holy flaming fuck?

Aaaaand of course that you'll all be singing it tomorrow.

The gentleman shows himself a good time

Pervy little stories made entirely from children's book titles.

WWJD

If he was a jerk?

Nice Muscle

I so need this.

Art imitates life.

Next on the crime network...

When ancient video games attack. 

Acid Flash

My eyes! My eyes!

Best. Flash. Game. EVAR

Watch out - the third level is waaay tricky. You have to keep the exchange rates for several currencies in mind, or else you'll never manage to sufficiently destabilize the economy at a macro level to ever get the various rival groups of inhabitants riled up enough to foment revolution, and even if you DO - they may not replace the existing hegemony with an appropriate form of collective democracy. Also, you have to hit the level boss square in the kneecap (if you can figure out where it is!)

New HP copier functionality coming early next month!

I think you know what needs to be done with these - print, attach to the HP scanner/copiers in your office, and await lulz.

If this woman continues to feel ... sorta, I dunno ... then sooner or later she'll probably have a massive nothing to worry about.

Butt Drugs

You know, I'd never even thought of drugs that way

Censorship in Opposite Land

So simple, so puerile, yet so very, very funny.

You may already familiar with Hans Joachim von Mötörhead's magnum opus, the "Ace of Spades" concerto for guitars and drums.

The truth is, you've probably heard it even if you don't recongnize the name. It's the one that goes dan-dan-da-da-daan-daaan-daan-dan-dan-da-da-daan-daan-daan ... etc etc

I present here for your listening pleasure, a number of interpretations thereon:

Viktoriya Yermolyeva's piano version

Coal's rockabilly version

and last, and most definitely least,

Adam Hatton's Microsoft Songsmith-powered interpretation

Let's see - prevents arthritis, stops you going senile, and cures cancer. And tastes great when you're pissed out of your head.

Curry - is there anything it can't do?