Give 'em the finger

Shake hands with your future.

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Talking out of your ass: bad.

Winking out of your ass: WTF, mate.

(I guess the models with the nice asses looked at this and thought: Are you f'ing kidding me?)

Jackass at work stealing your lunch from the fridge again?

You must not be using the right kind of sangwidge bag.

Instant drive-by shooting, just add stupid.

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