Ryanair is thinking of charging its passengers to use the toilets while in flight. What could possibly go wrong?

Meet my new shordurpersav: Tucker Max.

Thanks again, Jeff!

Duct tape - now available in nuclear grade!

Bacon is over as an Internet meme, the pirateninjazombies craze is officially "tired" - how are hipsters and /b/-tards alike going to get their yuks on next?

My prediction: sumo wrestlers. Thanks, Jeff!

A møøse ønce bit my sister ...

Something just can't be made funny

Even Yakety Sax failed us.

As a corollary, other renditions aren't terribly amusing either.

$0.002 = ¢ 0.002 "if you look at them on paper-wise"

The braintrust at Verizon talking cash cash money.