"Brrrrr, it's cold in here. There must be some A/C in the atmosphere."

And a generator on the trunk.

What comes after Windows Vista? Behold! Windows RG!

Worst. Tradenames. Ever.

She may be pretty, but she's not real smart. Nosirree.

Transcript: "I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because...ah some...people out there in our nation don't have maps and...ah...I believe that eh-education such as in South Africa and the Iraq everywhere like such as and I believe that they should....our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S. or-or should help south Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future for our gen..."

"The main thing is, we don't want to rob them of their culture, as you said. We don't want to introduce plumbing, and electricity, and housing, and doorknobs, because that's going to take away what it means to be inherently ... 'African'"

So you come across an academic paper entitled "On the Efficiency of AC/DC" and you assume that it's about, say, large-scale electricity generation and distribution systems, but then you read the second part of the title: "Bon Scott versus Brian Johnson"

Ever wanted to hear a sexy girl moaning your IP address? Wish granted!

Would you wager money on this horse?

Maybe you should've. His heart was certainly in the race.

And he runs like the wind.