"Man in unfortunate saw-mill penis incident"

Once you've read the headline, do you really need to click on the link?

Borrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring.

It could happen

MMmmmmmmmm. meat.

I think this thing is similar to this thing.

Imagine the worst film ever. Now multiply its badness by at least infinity and it still won't be as bad as the film they call the Turkish Star Wars.

The nuke kid on the block

"Dad, I have good news and bad news. The good news is that I won the science fair. The bad news is that the electricity bill is going to be $42,000."

Damn, my science projects sucked in comparison.

Oh, oh, and I almost forgot. Ahh, I'm also gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday, too...

You're an Internet Mosquito

"You thought the seven layer model referred to a burrito" Booyah!

I see this kind of thing every day in our cafeteria aroud lunch time.

Maybe it's not really happening, but it's what I see.