A new team member

Holy. Shit. I am calling this kid for the Reprobates team. He was even so kind as to make an audition tape for his slot on the Reprobates team. Holy. Shit.

Are you ready for XTREME!!!! uhh ... cakes? How about a TV show on the topic?

My hero.

"In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary, 'Come Again?'"

Sure, I have keratoconus'n'all, but surely I can't be the only person who at first glance misread this text from the BBC News web site as "Drug inspires surge in smoker's popularity" - under a headline of "China's pot idol" ... ?

It's Flicky To Rock A Rhyme

To Rock A Rhyme That's Right On Time It's Flicky, Flicky, Flicky, Flicky, Flicky. Props to Run DMC and Samsung.

How to Poop

Umm... Just in case you need to see how Japanese man-tigers do it...

Back in the good ol' days of the Internet bubble, the typical business model seemed to be to sell dollar bills for 99c apiece, and then make up the difference on volume. Things today are much more complex - now, the business model du jour is this - call a number in Iowa at standard call rates, then use the dialtone they give you to make free international calls to one of 50+ countries - for free. Did I mention that you get to do this for free?

How does it work? No idea.

DMT - whoa (NSFW)

The inmates really are running the asylum

Then again "Nostrils of Satan" would make a great name for a rock band.

Farts are funny.