Like taking a kitty away from a kitty.

Thank you for choosing JANET Airlines for your travel needs today.

We know you have no choice, but thanks for choosing us anyway.

My current hotel room window offers me an excellent view of this place.

Have you ever felt so aggressive about putting your data on a USB drive that you were ready to tear someone's (or something's) head off and shove your data down its throat at 480mbit/sec?

Your wait is over.

A little late on the news, but still - Epitonic is publishing again. Yay!

Instant Riches

Start your fortune now by eBay'ing grilled cheese sandwiches with genuine Jesus face! All you need is the Jesuspan!

George Washington was evidently quite The Man.

Don't feed the birds

Really. They will fight back.

Pixies Covers

The Pixies as covered by the likes of Elvis and The Bee Gees.

Weird ass ice cream flavors

Speaking of whacky Japanese, how about some weird ass ice cream flavors? I can't decide between the squid gut and the charcoal.