You thannk you stylin'

You got dubs on yo ride.

You got dubs on yo bike.

But you ain got shizzle less you got deez mad rimz

Fo sheezy

EAST SIYYYYDE!

WEST SIYYYYDE!

Uhm, MID SIYYYYDE!

Bugger! Fuck! Cunt! Shit! Arse! etc.

We all know these are "bad words" and that it's not "big" and it's not "clever" to swear, but the question is, exactly how bad are these words? Is "cunt" worse than "fuck"? Is "bastard" worse than "bollocks"? These are questions that vex many, and now it can be revealed at last, those shitfucking cuntwadshelpful people at the Advertising Standards Aauthority have the answer. Thing is, they've been sitting on this priceless knowledge for 6 years without telling us.

Bastards.

So did you hear the one about the Irish pilot?

Hitchin - my home town, as I mentioned before - in the news.

VW - unpimp your ride.

We all played with them growing up but it's time to come to realize that army men are so 20th century.

Behold their 21st century descendants. They're posable! They're flexible! They're cheap!

Devo's through being cool? Does that explain this, a definite harbinger of doom and signifier of the Apocalypse if ever there was one? Devolution of the human race is one thing, selling out and having your music re-recorded by kids and issued on Walt Disney Records is quite another.

Huh? These guys are buying these guys?

Next up: Your dog wants to buy these guys

Puppets haven't been this much fun since ... well, ever, really. Unless you count these guys.

This is why the intarweb was invented (by Al Gore)

The Driving Standards Agency (part of the Department of Transport) here in old blighty has decided it's time to update the Highway Code, a set of best practices for using the highways and byways of the UK. One of the recommendations it makes is that cyclists should use cycle paths wherever possible. What could be more sensible, given the fantastic facilities we have for cyclists here?

Having a row - good for you, or not?

Friggin' Laser Beams

"I have one simple request - sharks with friggin laser beams attached to their heads, and it can't be done." Or can it.

I'm not quite sure the purpose of this device other than to be cute.

And of course to have the phrase "PVC pecker" in print while still being SFW.