Way more fun than it oughta be.

Best mugshot of 2005.

Tomorrow I'm going to do this to K-Mart.

Missed a Darwin Award by [ ] THAT much!

They say that necessity is the mother of invention. Well, perhaps this guy is a little too close to that mother.

I'm not sure if posting on Reprobates qualifies as type "a" or type "b" procrastination, but I'm pretty certain it's not type "c".

"It is difficult to make predictions, especially about the future", as many people have allegedly said. Not Dr. Mysterian though.

Can anyone read Japanese - I reeeaaallly need to know what these are actually for...

At last, the truth about the rather curious speech habits of Dubya - it's all carefully scripted.

You want a War on Christmas? I've got your "War on Christmas" right fucking HERE, buddy!

Every once in a while you come across an image that on its face is quite innocuous, but upon reflection is just deeply disturbing.

I consider this image to be in that category.

Real-time flight tracking and a whole lot more - here.

Can you say issues? Maybe this will lead to a whole slew of chicks having silicone replicas made of something so they can have them implanted in their chests, like, say, one of these.

Bugatti Veyron

Can any production road car exceed 250mph? The Bugatti Veyron is a brute vying to.

Windy?

This is what I need: A job where I get to break stuff in unimaginable ways, and get paid lots of money to do it. I especially love the last line:

"It's a service we provide"...

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. When the writers at the Onion are on, damn, they are on. Below I present a prime example from the current edition, and I have to say the way they have combined the themes of Bush's ignorance and religious fervor with Cheney's Machiavellian conniving is, to my mind, nothing short of flawless:

"Voice of God" Revealed To Be Cheney On Intercom

I mean, you know, "Jokes? I get jokes!" and all that, and I've made a few people laugh in my time, but once in a while you're confronted with a line like that and ... wow. That's comic genius. The mental imagery it conjures up - man, I'd kill to be able to come up with one like that.

They say comedians are some of the hardest people in the world to make laugh. You tell 'em a great joke, and they sit there, just analyzing it, trying to see how it works, and then they discuss it, earnestly, picking it to pieces. If that's the price of being one of the comedy greats, then I'm actually happy just being regular Joe Schmuck, laughing his ass off at funny shit.

The hills are alive, with the sound of ... jackboots?

Desperate Airlines

I flew with 2 turkeys from IAD to LAX last week. Details here.

Shoot the lock off

Stuck down an alleyway behind a locked gate? Bad guys coming up fast? Why not shoot the lock off? Because it's hard, that's why.