Anyone who's ever played the game with me that involves mashing-up band names to come up with things like "Grateful Dead Kennedys" (and their best-known song, "Sugar Magnolia Fuck Off") will surely find this site instantly comprehensible and very funny.

If only they'd been around back then

If Faux News had been around through history some of its top stories might have gone a little something like this.

PS: While dutifully researching this blog entry I came across an interesting image of our fair president. [full story] Is that a microphone shadow over your crotch or were you scared pissless by your latest poll numbers?

It sure isn't pornography any more, but is it art?

Nice to know my home town in the news, even if it is firmly in the "oops!" category. Sig Sauer don't actually make a 9mm automatic pistol, only a semi-automatic, but never mind ...

The latest iPod - 60GB, 15,000 songs, cup size DD.

So when are we going to create regime change within the oppressive dictatorship of Wal-Martistan? Oop, never mind, nothing to see here.

Lost for words?

Never again, with the ProfaniWiki! Needs some work, so get contributing, you badger wanking sons of sultans!

A cautionary tail

NSFW, and also NSFlunch either. How *not* to go about first-time anal.

This actually sounds like it could make being in church tolerable. Until they have to go and spoil the fun with all that religious crap, anyway. Perhaps they're just trying to invent Church 2.0 - maybe they should ask this guy for some pointers.