Sunday, October 31, 2004

I completed the maze after 71 moves on my third attempt. How 'bout you?

Saturday, October 30, 2004

Raph Nader debates John Kerry and Dubya. No, not the actual candidates. Dolls.

Friday, October 29, 2004

Yes, it's finally here, the combination you've been waiting for: Big game + treasure hunt + phone cam + semacode + giant animal totems = Conqwest 2004.
Can't let the whole month of October go by without at least one post about odd clouds.

Wednesday, October 27, 2004

Tuesday, October 26, 2004

It has been said that there are no athiests in foxholes. But that not-as-often cited off-shoot that there are no satanists in naval ships has now been disproven.

"... like an uncontrollable welding torch from Hell ... causing the mineral oil inside to begin violently boiling ... clouds of superheated oil vapor ... explodes in a ball of flame", A very sobering look at the raw power silently lurking within a medium sized substation.
Did ye ken John Peel, and the New York Dolls?
Did ye ken John Peel, and the Sex Pistols?
Did ye ken John Peel, and those Cambodian Hols?
With his sounds and his chatter in the evening

To his radio show I'd listen in bed
And new musical tastes to which it led,
Peel's "Hello!" no more, for now he is dead,
And music fans round the world, all now grieving

John Peel, legendary BBC radio presenter and disc jockey, dead at 65.

Monday, October 25, 2004

Entry #3 in the list gives me Goosebumps.

Thursday, October 21, 2004

Well, I guess that's one traffic warden who's now suitably chastened ...

Wednesday, October 20, 2004

Just so you Yanks don't feel abandoned, know that we up here in the world's leading exports of cold fronts are standing with you, er, above you, in your Nov 2 pursuit.

Now, some may think this is from an alopecia advocacy association, or subtly sponsored by Schick (dig the alliterations?), but really, it's just silly advertising that means nothing above the 49th.



Hey Cletus, how's about you reach over and grab me my shotgun? I don't think my beer bottle over its head is gonna kill this here fish.. Dang, no wonder the other fish aren't biting this morning...
Truth is relative. If you say something often enough, and people believe it, then it becomes true. This is the hallmark of the faith-based presidency. Anything else is simply the delusional thinking of "reality-based" types such as liberals, scientists, rational thinkers and other wackos.

Monday, October 18, 2004

The crackdown continues, and America barely notices. Doesn't anyone care? Whene's the outrage?
GB meets GWB

Friday, October 15, 2004

News flash - Japanese build 50-foot robot firetruck that also dispenses used schoolgirl panties ... wait, I'm not sure about that last bit.

Thursday, October 14, 2004

Stoopid Blogger. After 20 mins of spinning its wheels, I gave up and reposted. Then it published the original anyways. Oh well, waddaya want for free?
Silly Germans. Advance apologies that you seem to need IE on Windows for this to work but it is funny, violent, and grotesque.

Enjoy,
TimT
This is just fucked up. Sorry about the crappy Windows only video format but this, uh, work place safety clip is worth it. Contains graphic, if cartoonish, violence.

Enjoy,
TimT

Tuesday, October 12, 2004

I'm not sure how to make this any more awesome:

  • Japanese girls - Check!

  • Bitchslapping - Check!

  • Girl on girl - Check!



Amazingly this is safe for work.

Monday, October 11, 2004

It pays to look both ways before crossing. Tons more gross stuff, including suicides, homicides and deformities at Rotten. Don't say I didn't warn ya.
[CLANG]
Bring out your dead!
[CLANG] {0}

I wonder if the hospital got their ninepence from this guy.

Fact really is stranger than fiction. Even Monty Python's fiction.

And in other Python-related news anyone up for a trip to NY to see Spamalot next Spring?



{0} In case you haven't memorized the script ya pansie.
Crank up the war machine - the Bush campaign is conducting it's own private re-enactment of the Battle of the Bulge, only the bulge in this case appears to be a wireless audio prompting system (banned by the agreement that binds the debate format - see pages 4 and 17 for relevant bits) so that Bush could appear to participate in the debates without sounding like a clueless idiot (go figure).

Friday, October 08, 2004

Who needs Diebold when you have the AP in your pocket?

Tuesday, October 05, 2004

Only in Australia.

G'day mate.

Saturday, October 02, 2004

I'm hoping this will be the last in the trifecta of sites-that-look-real-but-then-you-wonder-if-they're-fake-but-then-again-maybe-not.

Friday, October 01, 2004

Following on from Ken's earlier post, about "ever see something that you were sure was a satire, but then found it was actually true?"....

Check out Rockwell Automations Retro Encabulator! Now, with drawn reciprocation dingle arms!

Decide for yourself. True, or not true.