I completed the maze after 71 moves on my third attempt. How 'bout you?

Raph Nader debates John Kerry and Dubya. No, not the actual candidates. Dolls.

Yes, it's finally here, the combination you've been waiting for: Big game + treasure hunt + phone cam + semacode + giant animal totems = Conqwest 2004.

Can't let the whole month of October go by without at least one post about odd clouds.

sUS(B)hi anyone?

It has been said that there are no athiests in foxholes. But that not-as-often cited off-shoot that there are no satanists in naval ships has now been disproven.

"... like an uncontrollable welding torch from Hell ... causing the mineral oil inside to begin violently boiling ... clouds of superheated oil vapor ... explodes in a ball of flame", A very sobering look at the raw power silently lurking within a medium sized substation.

Did ye ken John Peel, and the New York Dolls?
Did ye ken John Peel, and the Sex Pistols?
Did ye ken John Peel, and those Cambodian Hols?
With his sounds and his chatter in the evening

To his radio show I'd listen in bed
And new musical tastes to which it led,
Peel's "Hello!" no more, for now he is dead,
And music fans round the world, all now grieving

John Peel, legendary BBC radio presenter and disc jockey, dead at 65.

Entry #3 in the list gives me Goosebumps.

Well, I guess that's one traffic warden who's now suitably chastened ...

Just so you Yanks don't feel abandoned, know that we up here in the world's leading exports of cold fronts are standing with you, er, above you, in your Nov 2 pursuit.

Now, some may think this is from an alopecia advocacy association, or subtly sponsored by Schick (dig the alliterations?), but really, it's just silly advertising that means nothing above the 49th.

Hey Cletus, how's about you reach over and grab me my shotgun? I don't think my beer bottle over its head is gonna kill this here fish.. Dang, no wonder the other fish aren't biting this morning...

Truth is relative. If you say something often enough, and people believe it, then it becomes true. This is the hallmark of the faith-based presidency. Anything else is simply the delusional thinking of "reality-based" types such as liberals, scientists, rational thinkers and other wackos.

The crackdown continues, and America barely notices. Doesn't anyone care? Whene's the outrage?

GB meets GWB

News flash - Japanese build 50-foot robot firetruck that also dispenses used schoolgirl panties ... wait, I'm not sure about that last bit.

I'm not sure how to make this any more awesome:

• Japanese girls - Check!


• Bitchslapping - Check!


• Girl on girl - Check!

Amazingly this is safe for work.

[CLANG]
Bring out your dead!
[CLANG] {0}

I wonder if the hospital got their ninepence from this guy.

Fact really is stranger than fiction. Even Monty Python's fiction.

And in other Python-related news anyone up for a trip to NY to see Spamalot next Spring?



{0} In case you haven't memorized the script ya pansie.

Crank up the war machine - the Bush campaign is conducting it's own private re-enactment of the Battle of the Bulge, only the bulge in this case appears to be a wireless audio prompting system (banned by the agreement that binds the debate format - see pages 4 and 17 for relevant bits) so that Bush could appear to participate in the debates without sounding like a clueless idiot (go figure).

Who needs Diebold when you have the AP in your pocket?

I'm hoping this will be the last in the trifecta of sites-that-look-real-but-then-you-wonder-if-they're-fake-but-then-again-maybe-not.

Following on from Ken's earlier post, about "ever see something that you were sure was a satire, but then found it was actually true?"....

Check out Rockwell Automations Retro Encabulator! Now, with drawn reciprocation dingle arms!

Decide for yourself. True, or not true.