Hmm. Herbert Kornfeld and the White Gangstaz. Who's for real, and who's the product of an over-active imagination? Trick question.

What, then, are we to make of the Icy Hot Stunaz? (or is that Stuntaz? - check the URL)

Had enough of young, white, suburban punks who act like they're underprivileged black kids from the 'hood? Well how about young, black, urban women who act like overprivileged white chicks from the affluent 'burbs?

Paul is too lame to figure out how to post to Reprobates. So I'm going to post the link he emailed to me. Don't bother clicking here, though. It's shite.

According to the architects of America's stupid, wasteful, moronic, freedom-restricting, 6th-Amendment trashing (OK, get on with it - editor) War On (Some) Drugs, certain drugs are "gateway drugs" - meaning, presumably, that you, say, smoke a doob, get bored with the buzz (and ensuing munchies, or so I'm told) and bingo! next day you run out and shoot up with angel dust or snort some heroin or put cocaine in your ears or whatever.

Well, anyway, apparently this "gateway" effect is not limited to illegal & fun drugs. Looks like it may have happened with Viagra. Thanks to Chris for reporting this one.

First we brought you Dancing Paul. Now there's this.

You know that it would be untrue
You know that I would be a liar
If I was to say to you
That the Jim Morrison Simulatron
was not the coolest thing ever.

This is slightly eerie: something else on Congressman Gary Condit's home page as blogged by John F.: this link.

Ian and I are working in Charm City aka Baltimore, MD. Baltimore is famous for a number of things. For example, it recently lead the US in the number of syphilis cases, and is still the nation's heroin capital. However, it has been in the local news today for another reason.

Beautiful place.

Hey kids, want a summer job?

Whether interning in Modesto, Merced, or Washington D.C., working in one of Rep. Condit's offices can be an extremely rewarding experience.

Congressman Condit is looking for interns on his web page....

These guys have to be stopped! They're trying to make a drug so wussies can eat vindaloo!

Yet another play on "Am I Hot or Not", but this was very necessary. I am sure we can all find people, maybe people standing close to us right at this very moment, that we might want to snap a picture of and send in for review.

The Story of Mr. Beefy ... a very 1996 looking web page with some disturbing uses of ground meat for a puppet ...

Not sure how up you are on the Weekly World News, but one of their front page stories from a few years back is now the subject of a musical. Don't know about you, but I'm interested in seeing Bat Boy The Musical

I just didn't believe how ashamed marketing executives could be of margarine

Hey Shaun, thanks for the JotW. I eventually got the Lego depravity item to open, and thought I'd offer you, in return, Lego chef.

I think I might be going blind. Or want to. I can't tell.

• Lego depravity
  
• Balloon depravity
  
• Thumbnail depravity
  
• And just for Ken, Jesus of the week