April 2004 - James Cantalupo, CEO of McDonalds, dies of a heart attack, after 28 years with the company, aged 60.

January 2005 - Charlie Bell, CEO of McDonalds, dies of colorectal cancer, after 29 years with the company, aged 44.

At this rate, the next CEO will be 28 years old, will have worked for McDonald's his entire life, and will choke to death on his hamburger in October of this year.