Alright, I'll throw a terrible name in the mix as well. My company doesn't have salespeople, so "growing the business" requires a bit of social spelunking to find good opportunities and good people to contact. During one particularly uneventful period of research, I came across Wimpy Pybus. No, Wimpy isn't in quotes, which leads me to believe its his real name. And Pybus quickly reminds one of the Pubis. A wimpy pubis...sounds delightful.

I'd love to call the guy, but I am afraid that I will end the call with a loud "Hefty, Hefty, Hefty".