... but apparently they didn't stop watching even once they figured out the movie was about a very different kind of Pajama Game.

In American media, hearing the words "a very special episode of ..." before this week's episode of your favourite sitcom-slash-drama means that said show is about to jump the shark and become crap.

In British media, it apparently means your favourite newspaper column is about to end with the word "cunt".

REMEMBER KIDS CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL AND TODAY IS INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY!

I wanna talk to you about the Cannonball Run - no, not that Cannonball Run, this one, the one the movie was based on. See, it's a real thing - or at least, it was a real thing, but now there's also the Gumball 3000, and that's also hella fake, so what's real any more? Where's the real Two-Lane Blacktop-style outlaw driver action?

I'll tell you where it is - right here, buddy. And here, but most especially here, and here.

"It's hard to be a Don Juan...

...when you've got a chinchilla on your..." SFW? Maybe... Music video is a treat and the test drive is worth trying for the n00b.

Fun with automatic reference generation - nice title this guy has (yes, I was looking for my own name, no, I'm not in there). Bonus points for the way the title was (incorrectly) inferred from the borderline-patronizing usage as applied to the "Equipment Maintainer" in the next paragraph, in an apparent "local boy made good" kinda reference.

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"There's no way I'll work with Jennica again. I was really shocked what that cunt said to me."

Magic Bus

Dasher for photos?

Actually, dasher for everybody's photos. Eek, I wonder how many different ways there will be to get a pic of the inside of my nostrils...

"Brrrrr, it's cold in here. There must be some A/C in the atmosphere."

And a generator on the trunk.

What comes after Windows Vista? Behold! Windows RG!

Worst. Tradenames. Ever.

She may be pretty, but she's not real smart. Nosirree.

Transcript: "I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because...ah some...people out there in our nation don't have maps and...ah...I believe that eh-education such as in South Africa and the Iraq everywhere like such as and I believe that they should....our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S. or-or should help south Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future for our gen..."

"The main thing is, we don't want to rob them of their culture, as you said. We don't want to introduce plumbing, and electricity, and housing, and doorknobs, because that's going to take away what it means to be inherently ... 'African'"

So you come across an academic paper entitled "On the Efficiency of AC/DC" and you assume that it's about, say, large-scale electricity generation and distribution systems, but then you read the second part of the title: "Bon Scott versus Brian Johnson"

Ever wanted to hear a sexy girl moaning your IP address? Wish granted!

Would you wager money on this horse?

Maybe you should've. His heart was certainly in the race.

And he runs like the wind.

Biggest


nerd


ever.

Stop pussyfooting around

Remarkable. NSFW, unless you work for some seriously freaky foot-fetishists.