None more black?

I saw this ad on The Onion's site, and it just didn't sit right with me. Check it out - what do you think?

Finally, a group of veterans came forth to fill in the gaps in George W. Bush's military record. Now I can sleep at night.

Now I understand where all those great, insightful Ziff-Davis magazine reviews come from - they outsource them to these guys.

" ... it's to enhance the performance, to make the udders bigger and more beautiful ..."

The Bush administration is known as being probably the most secretive US administration in history - all the better, of course, to cover their dubious dealings with their fat-cat buddies in the energy industry, and so on. Except, of course, when they can score points against someone who threatened to weaken their story justifying the invasion of Iraq, or, say, when it really really matters.

Prozac found in UK drinking water. Nation reports it "feels more like its old self again". Empire-rebuilding to begin immediately.