Best. Flash. Game. EVAR

Watch out - the third level is waaay tricky. You have to keep the exchange rates for several currencies in mind, or else you'll never manage to sufficiently destabilize the economy at a macro level to ever get the various rival groups of inhabitants riled up enough to foment revolution, and even if you DO - they may not replace the existing hegemony with an appropriate form of collective democracy. Also, you have to hit the level boss square in the kneecap (if you can figure out where it is!)

New HP copier functionality coming early next month!

I think you know what needs to be done with these - print, attach to the HP scanner/copiers in your office, and await lulz.

If this woman continues to feel ... sorta, I dunno ... then sooner or later she'll probably have a massive nothing to worry about.

Butt Drugs

You know, I'd never even thought of drugs that way

Censorship in Opposite Land

So simple, so puerile, yet so very, very funny.

You may already familiar with Hans Joachim von Mötörhead's magnum opus, the "Ace of Spades" concerto for guitars and drums.

The truth is, you've probably heard it even if you don't recongnize the name. It's the one that goes dan-dan-da-da-daan-daaan-daan-dan-dan-da-da-daan-daan-daan ... etc etc

I present here for your listening pleasure, a number of interpretations thereon:

Viktoriya Yermolyeva's piano version

Coal's rockabilly version

and last, and most definitely least,

Adam Hatton's Microsoft Songsmith-powered interpretation

Let's see - prevents arthritis, stops you going senile, and cures cancer. And tastes great when you're pissed out of your head.

Curry - is there anything it can't do?

Umm, it's a music video. That's all I have to say about that.

Finally, some good news.

IT'S PEANUT BUTTER BADGER TIME!!! brought to you by two YouTube videos and a motherfucking crossfader.

Some say older people are the worst drivers. Others, women. Still others say it's Asians.

In completely unrelated news, a 68-year-old South Korean woman has passed the written portion of the driving test after only 950 attempts.

Now she just has to pass the practical. At this rate, she could be on the road by the time she's 72!

In Soviet Russia, alcohol abuses you!

On the day that, in the words of BBC News, Microsoft "unleashed" WIndows 7, Japan, as always, can be relied upon to bring the whiskey-tango-foxtrot.

Hey now
Where you going with that load of nothing in your hand
I said, hey now
All through this green and pleasant land.

I'm going down to Liverpool to do nothing

Don't give a flying fuck?  Well then this won't help with all of your holiday gift-giving needs.

Don't tell Lex Luthor, but I think they've found Superman's fortress of (really hot) solitude.

Old skool reprobates stuff

Funny Japanese iPhone related product. Not sure what it is, not sure I care but the website asks "What's i-fukkin?" Dunno, what's u-fukkin?

Boycott Scotland

If you object to the release of the Lockerbie bomber by the Scottish, why not consider boycotting Scotland?

Internet DNA

Find out how the world sees YOU. Or at least everyone with your name.

Give 'em the finger

Shake hands with your future.

I, for one, welcome our high-speed robot overlords.