Anyone who's ever played the game with me that involves mashing-up band names to come up with things like "Grateful Dead Kennedys" (and their best-known song, "Sugar Magnolia Fuck Off") will surely find this site instantly comprehensible and very funny.

If only they'd been around back then

If Faux News had been around through history some of its top stories might have gone a little something like this.

PS: While dutifully researching this blog entry I came across an interesting image of our fair president. [full story] Is that a microphone shadow over your crotch or were you scared pissless by your latest poll numbers?

It sure isn't pornography any more, but is it art?

Nice to know my home town in the news, even if it is firmly in the "oops!" category. Sig Sauer don't actually make a 9mm automatic pistol, only a semi-automatic, but never mind ...

The latest iPod - 60GB, 15,000 songs, cup size DD.

So when are we going to create regime change within the oppressive dictatorship of Wal-Martistan? Oop, never mind, nothing to see here.

Lost for words?

Never again, with the ProfaniWiki! Needs some work, so get contributing, you badger wanking sons of sultans!

A cautionary tail

NSFW, and also NSFlunch either. How *not* to go about first-time anal.

This actually sounds like it could make being in church tolerable. Until they have to go and spoil the fun with all that religious crap, anyway. Perhaps they're just trying to invent Church 2.0 - maybe they should ask this guy for some pointers.

Programming language inventor or serial killer? (Thanks John)

OMFG! (thanks, Chris)

The sooner we can proceed without DeLay, the better for the whole country.

High-speed photography and video, here, here and here.

Washing away again in 'Ritaville

Elderly terr'ists to blame for bus explosion? Oxygen canisters - not the same type that brought down KiluJet flight 592 - are apparently to blame here. But you can never be too sure - I've got $5 betting some of these wrinklies had been illegally buying their prescription meds from Canada, thus making themselves enemies of Big Pharmathe State so I don't think it's too much of a stretch to suggest they were, in fact, terr'ists.

I think it's also interesting to note that they can't even get the evacuation right in Bush's (adoptive) home state of Tex-ass. It's even in Republican Majority leader and former exterminator Tom DeLay's home district ferchrissake. And the fact that people are getting stranded in their "big" (because everything's big in Texass) 'merican-built dumbass SUVs because they're - get this - running out of fuel sitting in 103-degree heat on the gridlocked roads with t he A/C running - comedy gold.

Oh, and the 9th Ward of New Orleans is getting a good soaking again as water once again pours over the top of the levees. But no-one could have predicted that. And remember folks, none of this has anything to do with global warming.

Two great tastes that taste great together

Rev. Michael Hinton has spent two years cutting the Bible down to something that will consume only 100 minutes of your time. I can beat that by two years and 100 minutes.

Avian grief

A touching story of a swallow pining for a dead companion.

Although the first comment kinda spoils the mood.

Hey, God - like praying, only with more swear words.

More FSM goodness

He hath touched us with his noodly appendage so that we might enjoyeth his game!

He also hath created a T-Shirt in his noodly image. Check out the details from Boing Boing.

Signage for Jeeeesus

Endless hours of fun! Generate your own church signs, like this:



or this:



or even this: