Biggest


nerd


ever.

Stop pussyfooting around

Remarkable. NSFW, unless you work for some seriously freaky foot-fetishists.

They call him Flipper... Flipper... FLIPPER OF DEATH!

"That's cool. Does it blend?"

iPhone. Blended. Mmmmmmm.

When it's my time, I can only hope to be remembered with an obituary like this one.