Friday, June 23, 2006

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Thank you for choosing JANET Airlines for your travel needs today.

We know you have no choice, but thanks for choosing us anyway.

My current hotel room window offers me an excellent view of this place.

Monday, June 19, 2006

Have you ever felt so aggressive about putting your data on a USB drive that you were ready to tear someone's (or something's) head off and shove your data down its throat at 480mbit/sec?

Your wait is over.

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

A little late on the news, but still - Epitonic is publishing again. Yay!

Wednesday, June 07, 2006

Instant Riches

Start your fortune now by eBay'ing grilled cheese sandwiches with genuine Jesus face! All you need is the Jesuspan!

Tuesday, June 06, 2006

George Washington was evidently quite The Man.

Thursday, June 01, 2006

Don't feed the birds

Really. They will fight back.

Pixies Covers

The Pixies as covered by the likes of Elvis and The Bee Gees.

Weird ass ice cream flavors

Speaking of whacky Japanese, how about some weird ass ice cream flavors? I can't decide between the squid gut and the charcoal.